A dream ? Was it all a dream ?

courfeyclause:

wings-for-castiel:

headmeetsdesk:

radioactivemoose:

so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy

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so i got one and wrote this on top:

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and left it on a table in the studio

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less than five minutes later people were fighting about it

my plan has thus far been a success

I love you

you do realize this is how the trojan war started right

this is definitely how the college au of the iliad starts

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
 nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

iamthecruelone:

"How to Get the Job" — Spidey Tip #1: Pure seduction.

iamthecruelone:

"How to Get the Job" — Spidey Tip #1: Pure seduction.

nesokaiyoh:

Here you go guys! Spent the last 18+ hours painting this for you >w< This also serves a homage to one of my favourite artists on here, a gift for madcarnival :D 

I’ve never drawn anything or anyone in water before, so go easy on me, it was incredibly difficult and I know I’ll get better in the future! XD

There are lots of talented people on tumblr. I, for one, am great at pressing the reblog button.

Ultimate Avengers vs. New Ultimates #4

dean-and-samwinchester:

beaupansie:

dean-is-an-assbutt:

tinventari:

foreverthesluttiestkids:

celinequeenofrhuttlia:

one-to-tennant:


TELL ME WHY THIS EXISTS OTHER THAN TO HAUNT ME
I MEAN, JESUS CHRIST, SCULPTORS
THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING



I’m pretty sure they’ve created the most terrifying Doctor Who reference ever.
Count the shadows and whatever you do, don’t blink.

Someone calls the doctor…the winchesters…someone!

I do believe that the original picture is supposed to be of Hel from Norse mythology. She was half woman half skeleton/corpse. o-o 

and, if someone’s interested, she was Loki’s daughter

God damn it, Loki. Keep it in your pants.



I AM PEEING

dean-and-samwinchester:

beaupansie:

dean-is-an-assbutt:

tinventari:

foreverthesluttiestkids:

celinequeenofrhuttlia:

one-to-tennant:

TELL ME WHY THIS EXISTS OTHER THAN TO HAUNT ME

I MEAN, JESUS CHRIST, SCULPTORS

THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING

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I’m pretty sure they’ve created the most terrifying Doctor Who reference ever.

Count the shadows and whatever you do, don’t blink.

Someone calls the doctor…the winchesters…someone!

I do believe that the original picture is supposed to be of Hel from Norse mythology. She was half woman half skeleton/corpse. o-o 

and, if someone’s interested, she was Loki’s daughter

God damn it, Loki. Keep it in your pants.

I AM PEEING

thats-slightly-raven:

thats-so-kat:

thats-slightly-raven:

HELLO YES 999 I JSUT ATE A VERY MOULDY BLUEBERRY BY MISTAKE AND ID LIKE MY TONGUE REMOVED

999? You mean 911?

I think if I ordered an ambulance from America I’d be a little bit scuppered since I livE IN ENGLAND AND ITS AN AWFULLY LONG DRIVE 

'Coming out'
Daughter: Dad, I have been waiting for the right moment to tell you that I am a lesbian. It is very difficult for me to tell you something like this, so I hope you understand and don't get mad. *makes cute face*
Dad: It's okay honey. I love you.
Second daughter: I'm a lesbian too.
Dad: Jesus Christ! None of my kids likes boys?
Son: I do.
tooyoungfortheblues:

 
sassy-gay-justice:

witchlingfumbles:

allthingshyper:

shadowstep-of-bast:

hate-my-human:

secretcallgirl:

kokilax:

randomizeyourmind:

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”
Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.
Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.
When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 
- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof

REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.

This is perfect

BLESS THIS PERSON

I BOW TO THIS INTENTION

Can we talk about how beautifully this turns rape culture on its head? Instead of “If they weren’t dressed like that they wouldn’t have been raped” THIS IS LITERALLY “IF THEY HADN’T TRIED TO RAPE SOMEONE THEY  WOULDN’T HAVE SPIKES IN THEIR DICK”*

That bold bit~

sassy-gay-justice:

witchlingfumbles:

allthingshyper:

shadowstep-of-bast:

hate-my-human:

secretcallgirl:

kokilax:

randomizeyourmind:

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.

Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.

Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.

When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 

- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof

REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.

This is perfect

BLESS THIS PERSON

I BOW TO THIS INTENTION

Can we talk about how beautifully this turns rape culture on its head? Instead of “If they weren’t dressed like that they wouldn’t have been raped” THIS IS LITERALLY “IF THEY HADN’T TRIED TO RAPE SOMEONE THEY  WOULDN’T HAVE SPIKES IN THEIR DICK”*

That bold bit~

tenaflyviper:

unexplained-events:

Have you guys heard about the new monument being built for Oklahoma’s Statehouse? The statue is a direct response to the state’s installation of a Ten Commandments monument outside the Capitol in 2012. 

How fucking metal

SOURCE

This is actually a legitimate story.   I tracked down a few other sources regarding it.  Honestly, I hope it goes through.  If one were to read up on LaVeyan Satanism, you would find that it not only advocates rationality and skepticism, but actually promotes honesty and respect for others.